Hilarious blog comment spam

Spam Comment Saturday – Funny Blog Comments

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Running a blog you are inevitably flooded with spam comments. Fortunately Akismet helps in this aspect by identifying spam comments although I still get to see the vast majority, and as a link builder myself find some of the comment spam attempts hilarious. For those of you that don’t know, blogs gets flooded with comment spam from automated spammers trying to build links to their site usually known under black hat seo techniques, although there are legitimate forms of comment marketing. Here I list some of the most funny and outrageous blog comment spam I have received on my blog over the last few weeks.

Update:
I had to come back to this post and update with this recent comment:

‘Cat Dandruff Shampoo’ commented:

Lawl I just noticed, you have the same name as I do. We both think the same way. Anyway, I’ve been stopping by your homepage lately especially when I’m bored and have nothing to do.

I’m flattered, but I know my name and it’s definitely not anything to do with anti-dandruff feline shampoo!

Thanks for the comment Keshawn on the post I will certainly take your advice into account! I think this is some kind of paradoxical humour but I’m not sure!

If you want to get read, this is how you souhld write. “Keshawn” on 08/06/2012

I loved this one from a user called ‘Marketing Seo’:

I don’t spam people, in fact I hate it. For matters of ranking your keyword on baidu, the world’s second large search engine, it takes me only hours because I use totally my own private method based on my oen experiment. I provide Ranking Baidu overnight service on fiverr and you may see a big number of my customers’ feedback for my excellent service. Yes, that’s right. I prvide Ranking your keyword 24 hours on Baidu top 10 list. You may head to my service on fiverr clicking the link below: [link removed]

“Marketing SEO” on 07/06/2012

I will certainly stay up the good paintings sir!

whoah this blog is magnificent i love reading your posts. Stay up the good paintings sir! You realize, lots of persons are searching round for this information, you can help them greatly.

“Burberry outlet online” on 07/06/2012

There is something genuinely special about my site!

I regard something genuinely special in this internet site.

“best car movers” on 06/06/2012

This one is actually an attempt at underlying messages if you see where the link they posted was going (see if you can guess)

Im getting a teeny issue. I cant get my reader to pickup your feed, Im using bing reader by the way.

“news” on 05/06/2012

The plea:

I am one of the “self-employed” (I’m a freelance writer) and also the co-owner of a small repair business that I run with my husband. I definitely feel like it’s getting harder and harder to attract clients and find work- especially with my freelancing. It seems there are so many people who are willing to work for much less then I can, and I can’t spend so much time on social networking.

“Landon Ludovico” on 03/06/2012

With hard work!

Wow. This website is cool! How do you make it look like this !?

“Click Here” on 03/06/2012

This one had me confused, there was no obvious link or email address attached. No gain at all except pure exact match anchor text.

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“come on get down with the sickness song” on 01/06/2012

Thanks for the advice, I will definetely hve a liok!

obviously like your website but you need to take a look at the spelling on several of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I find it very bothersome to tell the reality nevertheless I’ll certainly come back again.

“seo,seo company,seo specialist,seo services,seo professional,seo program,improve my rankings on the web,increase traffic on the web,best seo,google ranking,google rank,seo on google,seo google,how to get google ranking,page one of google,google top rankin” on 01/06/2012

Who the hell markets Zunes?? And why would anyone have so many MP3 players?

Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.

“5linx scam” on 30/05/2012

Looking ahead to Look You!

hello!,I love your writing so much! proportion we keep up a correspondence more approximately your article on AOL? I need an expert on this house to solve my problem. May be that is you! Looking ahead to look you.

“cracked seo software” on 30/05/2012

Well that’s all for this week, there are loads more in the bin but that was the best of them. Spam comments are the scurge of any blog but they do add a bit of fun, although to those that do not know the main purpose of these spam comments is to try and gain links back to other websites. Fortunately most people and Akismet know this and mark them as spam immediately as they most often come in garbled and from automatic software.

I better get on and check for spelling mistakes in my posts and how I write!


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